The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 558 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed population of 8 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 355 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,435 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, commemoration of the Great Suspicious War costs almost as much as the war itself, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 558's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 558 is ranked 169,205^th in the world and 3,769^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 408.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.